Normally Starbucks has a brief nutritional info on the menu for their drinks at least the calories. I figured the Unicorn Frappé didn’t because it’s just a temporary menu item. But GOT DAMN Starbucks. Why you gotta do me like that?!?!
I ordered it as is assuming you should never alter a true unicorn… then I saw that… ⬆️!!!!!! 🤤 turned into 😤😡😵😧😱 real mofo’n quick. Like real quick.
I WOULD HAVE TO RUN FOR 50:40 just to burn off one freaking stupid drink that doesn’t even taste like a mango dreamscicle 😤 I’m so glad I didn’t like the way it tasted and I had like 5 sips (which was probably 300 calories) and put it where is belongs.
So thanks #Starbucks for killing a unicorn… what did they ever do to you?!? Besides MANGO?! What the fu@k… like don’t you think cotton candy or bubble gum would be the favor to best represent one of gods mythical creatures?!? 🦄🚫😤
Ok end rant…
What to drink instead?
I get the Nariño 70 cold brew VENTI, with almond milk and stevia 🎉💁🏼- so basic, right?
Well go a head and think so and I think you should be too- macro nutrients for said coffee drink= 5
Just 5 calories… and then add 30 for the almond milk 0 for the stevia.. if you want some flava add sugar free vanilla to it!!
I work to hard at what I got to ruin it with things like that! It’s ok to treat yo self 👸🏼🤴🏼 but if you fat shame yourself like I do then that drink is not worth it. (Of course opinions are like assholes…. everyone has one) I would have much rather had a cupcake then that excuse for a “sweet treat”
-Treat yo self cautiously-